Wounds

Me-"Hey S, do you have any neosporin or something that I can use? I have this awful looking cut on my hand."
S-"Sure, what happened?"
Me-"Uhm, I fell."
S-"Wow, that looks bad, how did you fall?"
Me-(mumble something unintelligble)
S-"Oh, haha, I get it you were drunk and fell down somewhere in Paris!"

Oui.