If you had told me a year ago about this list, I probably wouldn't have believed you.
1) Wearing a jean jacket with jeans
2) Giving wiping lessons to a six year old
3) Encouraging a todler to pee in front of me
4) Running into people that I know, randomly, on the Parisian public transit
5) Last minute planning, and executing a solo trip to Germany, then wandering the city alone for a combined 8 hours
6) Planning to stay at a bar until 5 am to catch my early morning flight
7) Ever getting up at 6 am so I can commute two hours to work by 8 am (location-my kitchen)
8) Meeting a white guy named Antoine
9) Getting breast surgery
10) Seeing 4 children naked everyday
11) BFFriending a Scottish lassie
12) Forgetting how to spell friend
13) Ducking into the metro for warmth, and riding the one for a half hour
14) Bike riding home at one am
15) Taking anything called "the night bus"
16) Thinking 5 euros for a beer was a good price
17) Learning to type on a French keyboard
18) Drinking wine out of a plastic two litter bottle
19) Drinking vodka out of a two litter plastic bottle
20) Hating gypsies
21) Speaking French
22) Ironing pyjamas
23) Spelling words like specialization and realization with an s because I can never remember where the z is on the keyboard
24) Going on a date with a guy that doesnt speak English, or Spanish
25) Eating lunch in a Monoprix
I will add to this list as more weird stuff happens
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